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A horror manga shelf, a brewery table and a Brazilian with rules of her own

The top of the Brussels page is not a matching set. Junji Ito gets read to a jazz soundtrack by a self-confessed yapper, and a Belgian actress with her own studio sleeps under a bivouac for fun. A brat says good morning to the night shift, and a French-speaking gamer dances only when she feels like it. A Brazilian who has made the city hers hands out lectures on good sense, a confidante deals in voice notes, and a Colombian keeps her introduction to a flag.

The place itself is more orderly. 19 municipalities in central Belgium make up the Brussels-Capital Region, the official Brussels; the City of Brussels is the national capital. Some of these people live there in earnest. The others keep a looser arrangement with the map, and one is usually in Texas.

The Brussels company we would keep from a brewery table to a private dance

#1✮⋆˙la roach poosay ⋆.˚: Junji Ito reader with a lofi playlist running

Horror manga comes first with ✮⋆˙la roach poosay ⋆.˚: Junji Ito on the shelf, and anything directed by Shinichiro Watanabe on the screen, with Michiko and Hatchin and Samurai Champloo as the declared favourites. Music is the other obsession: playlists run underneath the OnlyFans page videos, and jazz and lofi production come above all. A games console is rarely far away. Glorified photo dump is the filing she gives the whole enterprise; she flirts in a silly, self-mocking, playful and cheeky way and signs off like a cartoon cat. Messages are welcome, since this is a self-confessed yapper.

#2YiffyFosque: Studio owner who sleeps under a bivouac

Rafting, surfing, bushcraft and bivouacs fill the time off of YiffyFosque, the most outdoorsy person here, who is a Belgian actress, model and production studio owner. Back in town she hunts down local breweries wherever she lands, from a Brussels after-work pint to Cambridge and Belgrade, where a rock night suits her nicely. She opens the festive season at the German Christmas markets, Aachen before any other. Fursuiter and puppy girl, she is more mischievous than sultry, with a playful, slightly punk streak. Messages are part of the subscription, and custom pictures, personalised videos and handwritten letters are there for the asking.

#3Pretty Gal: Aquarian brat who greets the night shift

Brat is her own word for it, and Pretty Gal owns it with a grin. An Aquarian who turns up in Texas far more often than in Belgium, she is cheeky, bossy and entirely unembarrassed about asking admirers to hand over their money. She saves a good morning for anyone coming off the night shift. Fans ask on OnlyFans for the odd live session, video calls or custom orders.

#4Lana Anna Catalina: Voice-note confidante who calls you cariño

Cariño is how Lana Anna Catalina addresses an admirer, which sets the tone: warm, flirty and close-up. Seduction of the behind-the-curtain kind runs through her OnlyFans, built around private chats and voice notes and labelled latina by the site.

#5Isis fitness: Colombiana who leads with the flag

Colombian and proud of it, Isis fitness raises the flag before she says anything else. Listed as fitness model, she runs a sporty, sultry and direct OnlyFans.

#6Spookie: Brussels gamer who dances by private arrangement

Private dances are the thing to ask Spookie for. A French-speaking Brussels gamer with a quick comic streak, she does things with her whole heart or not at all. Her sign-off is an adverb of her own invention, and OnlyFans is art to her before anything else. Teasing and a little theatrical, she is frank about where her lines are, which only adds to the charm.

Natalia Avellar: Brazilian in Brussels with a sermon on good sense

From Brazil and settled in Brussels, Natalia Avellar is a Cancerian with a motto: her life, her rules. She is a hard, regular trainer, a tourist in her adopted city and an impulsive visitor to Antwerp. Her humour is the surprise. She delivers mock public announcements in Portuguese on the general shortage of good sense, and people adore her for them. OnlyFans has her down as fitness model, and she is funny, confident, glamorous.

Fair hair leads in the capital, with a chat window open behind it

Lean towards blonde is clearest among the most popular Brussels pages: 60%, against 37% of the whole list. That is a wide gap for a city whose full roster is more tattooed than anything else, and it comes mostly at the expense of black hair, which thins out sharply at the busy end.

The more interesting shift is in what people offer. Chat and customs shares each come close to doubling among the popular pages. Preference for someone who replies and follows a brief is how we interpret it. Popular pages do no better with ink, and they use the videos label slightly less than the list does. Put briefly, Brussels likes blonde labels and replies.